So when I woke up this morning it was to a my phone vibrating because of a message that a friend sent me. The message read "spent all morning cleaning raw sewage out my bathroom, bad times dude". My first reaction was to think of how literally shitty that situation is. I was thankful I didn't have to clean this morning.
I live in Boston, MA in an apartment building shared with numerous amounts of college kids who run wild on weekends that start with thursday and end late sunday night. College kids who drink in ignorance of tomorrow's hangover, college kids who are already spending tomorrow's money fast. Once a college kid is loaded their night most likely ends up on or in the toilet some way or the other. If not well god damn it you didn't accomplish the task at hand when buying that case of booze, did you?
Besides money could you imagine what we all literally flush down the toilet? Almost every bodily fluid would be on the floor of your apartment and than some, the smell hitting you in the face with a wall of filth so pungent it induces immediate gag reflex. This would trigger the realization that you have to clean everything that has been ingested in your apartment building from the past month or so. Physically, you have to bend over and clean this gigantic shit puddle amongst your living space.
How have we not perfected the technology of the toilet, wouldn't it be nice to say in 2010 "this toilet is a sewage spewing safe toilet and there for can not ruin my life by spewing shit puddles onto my floor"?